Epiphany in a Bucket

Hi there :)

I feel normal. Oh my God. This is a first. I actually feel NORMAL. My stress was kicked out of my house so now I don't even care about my work. Actually I do but, still.

I just had this mini-epiphany, which is my favourite word in english because, it just is...and it sounds cool. Well it was about that I should learn more languages. I used to know Italian. But it flew out of the window. Ahh. I'll add it to my bucket list so I'm going to learn six languages. Hopefuly fluently. So far english I've got pretty smoothly (but of course), french- I'm heading there, italian- need to get back on track, japanese- need to get back on track and vietnamese- need to start to actually listen and understand and learn. Now the last one... Spanish, Mandarin or Russian? Maybe spanish...si? Ahaha. My name originates from Spain. I still have a long life to live. No jinxes please.

Actually some news just killed my mood. EWW I HAVE TO START PIANO. no. Because I have "shamed" the best of my skills in clarinet. Well I know it's good to be able to play various instruments but not until I finish at least my clarinet. I'm already juggling guitar and ukulele. I know the basics of piano, self-taught because I'm pretty sure a majority of people just self-taught themselves. I think I want to learn four instruments: clarinet, guitar/ukulele, piano and drums.

Since the topic is basically a bucket list I'll discuss some of my important points.
•I need to travel to forty countries by the time I turn thirty: yes that is right FORTY. So far I've been to Australia (only four states), Vietnam (still need to go on their famous road the Hai Van Pass) and the United States. Next year I'm going to France and then back to the US. WOO. Paris and New York. All the way C:. That total will be only four countries; thirty six left. I'm (hope I am) going to go to the rest of Europe for sure, Japan, Russia, Canada, Fiji, Antarctica, South America for their Amazon, New Zealand and Hawaii.
•Skydiving: I am awfully scared of heights. Exactly why I want to go skydiving. I want to face that blooming fear and go and fly C:
•Sports: Five sports I hope to get good at- Swimming, Surfing, Cycling, Badminton, Tennis. Played all of them befote but not necessarily fantastic at them. Shame.
•Mountain Climbing: I'm talking about Everest. Nah I'm joking I can't even do indoor rock climbing.
•Scuba Diving: Great Barrier Reef is a MUST. At this age I simply can not even though I visit the Sunshine State every year because my mum has a phobia of water. Sad. I really wanted to find nemo and dory. I LOVE YOU DORYY <3
•Ride an elephant: I've asked a mate of mine and she said in India you only do that when you get married. Aww. That is so irrelephant.
•Bermuda Triangle: For those people who have been to the Gold coast's Sea World, no not that ride- The ACTUAL Triangle. I'm going to be the first person to survive. Just in case I'll do this activity last on my bucket list.
•Go on a helicopter: I really want to become a pilot for a plane or copter but I don't know if THAT will ever happen.
•Go life saving: BEACH Life saving. Really want to have a go. I swear my rescue abilities are great. I think.
•Eat koalas: OH MY GOD. I'm joking. Hug* Hug koalas C: I really do. THEY. ARE. ADORABLE. They meet the "most adorable" koalafications XD
•See Coldplay and the cast of White Collar: Ahh their concert is on right now at this very SECOND probably singing the best song ever: EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. Yes Bernice has made me get stuck to White Collar now but it's really gooood C: And this is probably when a get a chance to do another thing on the list- hi5 a celebrity or even get an autograph or a picture :D
•Write a best seller...ish: You can dream.
•Create artworks to become FAMOUS: ahahaha. Dream on. Though I have FANTASTIC ideas. Drawing and doodling are only the best of my abilities. Need to learn how to paint.
•Photography: My dream job. As this adventurous funny director-photographer-animator-journalist-author-artist-detective-architect-explorer-forensic-scientist-astronomer- person.
•Plan some movies and scripts: Really wanted to make a blockbuster some day.
•Drive around Australia: So Australian- Inspired by The Magic Possum by Mem Fox
•Grow a successful plant: Gardeners- You will die when you see my garden and soil. It is a zone of many deaths of many plants. We will remember them.
•Create a dream house and clothes: Designing skills are to be unleashed. This reminds me of a lame joke about my dog, called Blizzard (he was on a leash. And I was just casually screaming UNLEASH THE BLIZZARD) My house will have circle windows and doodles and whatnot on all the walls and sunflowers in the garden and all. My clothes are really just...hats. They aren't even clothes. I just like hats.
•Go to the world's tallest buildings: Five of them. Sad that I threw away an opportunity. Was right next to the Empire State Building.
•Drive a yellow car: The pain it would cause to many
•Go to the olympics AS A SPECTATOR: Australia can do better than being fourth.
•See a total solar eclipse: Damn you ESSA- could've gone to Cairns on tuesday. Or at least the clouds should have gone away in Sydney.
•Poke a turtle: I actually don't know why.
•Climb the harbour bridge: Inspiredby the Biggest Loser show :D
•Ride a hot air balloon: Yes. Yes. Yes. YES. A RED ONE. or a rainbow one. I will not accept any other designs.
•Learn to knit or crochet: This one has been on bucket list for over two years. No progress because my mum is like hmm there are no good needles or crochet tools left. Oh well next time is always a good time. Well YEP MUMMY I'm waiting for that 'next time' >:(
•Go to Uluru: Just because. It is amazing at dusk.
•Get a sport trophy: That day will come. Hope is always there along with my dreams. *harsh wind blows window open* WAIT NO *hope flew out of the open window* NOO DON'T GO! Ahh well there goes my hopes. At least I have my dr- *dreams fly out of the window* Shoot buckles in a bunny factory.
•Go to the room of candles: It's in Italy. Absolutely beautiful for a claustrophobic person.
•Go across the monkey bars successfully without touching the ground: ...why did I add 'successfully without touching the ground?' D: THAT IS SO HARD.
•Break a window or a guitar: There's that urge when there is a heavy rock next to your hand and a glass window...
•Buy a plain red balloon: the one with helium. I shouldn't because helium will run out by 2018 NOOO
•Cover my dog in foil: I don't know. What. Is. Wrong with me.
•Go kayaking and hiking: It's fun and adventurous.
•See the northern lights. Or southern: THEY ARE BE-YOUU-TI-FULLL

I'll finish the list next time C:

Today I went high and went outside to go and chase me dog and spray him with a water gun which scared the living daylights out of him. Oh well.

Good night guys. Sleep tight. Let the bed bugs bite.

...I was supposed to put a 'don't' somewhere in there wasn't I?

Image: Cookies I made yesterday C: YUMMY.

Dear Musical People

HOW DO YOU SURVIVE IN AN EXAM. i ruined EVERYTHING. Even before the exam the traffic was like getting stuck in New York and then I got lost in the conservatorium. The first thing i got was a G major scale which was the easiest scale for me normally. And when i played. I forgot the G's OH MY GOD. And the first and last bar of my easiest piece ALL IN THE WRONG NOTES AND TIMING. I didn't know how to tune my clari. I forgot all my general knowledge. Couldn't tell the difference between a tie and slur anymore. Completely killed my appeggio. Not allowed to go Christmas shopping when I'm in the city or have a shake at Lindt when it's practically next door or the Darling. Couldn't even watch tele last night. Ruined my sleep in. Can't go to Coldplay's concert tonight. All my dad wants to do now is to go to the fish market not to even buy fish. My stockings ripped. I'm complaining more than I do in an average week. Mum wanting me to change from clarinet to piano. But I don't. It's piaNO. No for piano. Eww. Everyone does it. How unique is it now? Couldn't play the double bass because apparently I'm too short. I'm even complaining about things from las year. I squished my hat. I will now remember this as the worst day in 2012. My dad offered me coke. YUCK COKE. I'm sick during my exam day too.

And for the past week I actually did really well in my practices. Well a lot better than today.

Thanks, the man upstairs.

Image: Me just before my exam+my face about my exam afterwards

Life is so Cold

I lied again. I'm posting today about a very special issue I have come to face. I'm really happy and sad right now. Really that is known as neutral. Here are the pieces of great news: White Collar is on today C: and I AM ALLOWED TO GO TO THE COLPLAY CONCERT. Bad news: it is not a new episode of White Collar and the concert is tomorrow so it is virtually impossible to go in a way.

Selling tickets since March, I was so happy and I asked my mum during the presale. No. During March. No. April. No. May. No. June. No. July. No. August. No. September. Maybe because it is your birthday, but no. October. No. November. No. The week before. Yes but you have an obstructed view. The day before. Sure Go ahead.

Oh my blooming goat.
It's blooming COLDPLAY. WHY.

Well anyway my LAST exam known is tomorrow, my clarinet. I hope I do well. Don't feel so confident so I'm sad. I'm also sad because I still haven't got Yameng's knitting books. But I will soon. Definitely.

I should NOT have called this URL "jadeishappy" because most of the time it is just angry and sad rants about my small little life.

While waiting for my tv show to pop up, I'm now watching Iron Man 2. (the irony: Chris Martin's wife is in this)

Sunshine.
Short, but done. See you again soon.

Image: the evolved Charlie

Welcome to My World

Cher mes incroyable amis partout dans le monde,
Trust me, no more French after this: Je suis très désolé.
The laziness has finally been revealed. Eleven days.
I'm going to make up for it. Right now.

In fact, A VERY EVENTFULL ELEVEN DAYS. I find that this day of all is most appropriate for reasons such as:
•good mood
•exams, no joke, are almost over
•relaxed
•feel like pouring out everything i had
•the week, in total, was eventful
I actually was writing a blog on Friday last week then I woke up to a weekend and was like: "Whoa Jade science exams where are your notes?" But then there's this really odd, sometimes useful, fact that I can randomly wake up or in the middle of something and have this whole new epiphany. It's like I'm just chilling, scrolling through my rubbish Facebook and then all the sudden: WAIT JADE WAIT---IT'S SUNDAY WHAT IN FROG DISHES ARE YOU DOING?

I've had a lot of gloria jeans within ten days ish? Well I've had three. And I caught a cold from my dear friend Alice, right in time for my clarinet exam. *nose and breathing problems*

Have I ever told you guys my average morning of my life? Okay here's the worst morning ever, this week:
*alarm rings at 5:45am*
Brain: WAKE THE BLOOMING UP JADE.
Jade: no.
Brain: YOU HAVE TRAINING IN TWO HOURS PLUS AN HOUR OF TRAVELLING. YOU JIGGED TOO MUCH. GET. UP. FUDGE. BUM.
*alarm continues to ring and I turn it off*
Brain: THE FUCHSIA IT'S ALREADY 6:30 FUDGE FACE WAKE UP.
Jade: YOU wake up *brain makes me wake up* Hmm...so so far I had finally succeeded in world domination and had this epic finale and would make a great storyline and all and I'm like casually typing down these notes on my phone and oh I remember it so well and wait *annoying iPhone alarm is ringing*...but I already turned it off WAIT OH MY GOD I'M DREAMING *wakes up for real (now this sounds like Inception)*...oh that means that I didn't write anything from my real dream but only wrote notes inside my dream about the dream inside that dream and that means...shoot I forgot my dream COMPLETELY. No notes OR memories. They were all about the dream in a dream and in that dream was me waking to from the dream in a dream typing notes and then waking from that dream- HA. THANKS BRAIN.
Brain: anytime body! Wait hey Jade.?
Jade: *face flat at the foot of the bed snoring*

Quote. Of. The. Blooming. Year: "Life can be easy, for example, 'trick' questions" And if that doesn't work out for you: "Life can be tricky, for example, 'easy' questions" I've never recieved 100% because of these "quotes"

Recently I've taken doodling as my job. I don't sell my doodles. I just draw them and try to avoid the stress that is trying to shut down my brain. Completely.

Catch up time with Jade! *audience applauds* Now I've had more exams than you can count, depends how far you can count, but for accuracy, since the last time I have blogged, I've had four exams, and an english one tomorrow SHHEEEETT and a clarinet one SHOOT BASKETBALLS ON THE EIFFEL TOWER.

A few weeks ago I think I had mentioned an astronomy excursion. Well anyway I wasted $5 on a piece of paper which lets you stare at the sun all day without INSTANT blindness. I'e been waiting for this moment for EVER. And the moment came. Woke up early to catch the early train and all prepared and all that so as my excited self woke up that morning, jumping off the bed and scrambling to the wind and pulling up the blinds: I died. The sky was basically culumus clouds. Big. Fat. Dark. Grey. Rainy. Clouds. The solar eclipse was out of sight for a LOONNGG time. Don't worry: the next date is July 22nd 2028. I'll be...just as youthful. Turning 30. Wow. Waiting is not a problem when you're sarcastic.

Oporto is an amazing fast food restaurant because why? THEY. HAD. THESE. AHHMAYYZINGG coins. Remembrance coins, 2012, brand new, on a $2 coin (impossible!) and two of them for change. I was being served by the manager and his facial expression as I marvelled and squeaked and inspected and jumped was stony and like: bro, the fudge?

I think it's great now to give me the award of: LAMEST PUNNY JOKE AWARD. I made my name in maths class today. Ew we're learning about tax D: and doing questions about this girl called Mary who has a low income and wanted a car but then wouldn't have enough money for food. So the teacher is just like: "...blah di blah...so that's why, girls, when you grow up, get a great job." I didn't realise how lame I was when I whispered to my partner next to me "We should get a job as a cheese grater." Well she ende up cracking like scrambled eggs and laughing her head off and the teacher is just turning around and everyone stating at us and she says: "someone being a smart alec?" And my partner answers for me between laughs, "nah she just made a really bad joke" Oh but it is always curiosity that kills the cat i.e. my reputation as knowing when to shush and when not to. So the people sitting in the pair of desks infront of me turned around and asked me. Then the back table. Then the sides. And the teacher was saying somethin on the lines of : "care to share?" In my most serious explanation face possible I said "You know how you said we should all get great jobs? I told Shannon that we should be cheese graters when we grow up." It took a while for it to sink in and THEN they realised the joke. Ha. ha. Ha. Great job? No food but want a car? Cheese is a food? Grate -> Great? Oh god I'm so funny sometimes.

Recently dreams have been in my mental black hole, never to see the light of day and why? Alarm. Snooze. Sleep...Mon point exactement (i lied about the french)

On that note, $7000 is due next week for france. Greedy français. Why I can't even afford to pay for my surfing tuition which is only...1.8% of it approximately. Why am I poor :'( But I'm so blooming excited.

Christmas is in the air. You can smell it *no you can't* You can touch it *no you can not either* You can taste it *no you can't* You can see it *no* You can feel it *fine...maybe yes* AND I HAVE BOUGHT THE MAJORITY OF MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE. Thirteen in total. All. Done. C; And I feel so proud.

In school, we do PDHPE sport every friday but 90% of the time we can nor due to bad weather or no place to do so. So this time it was just cloudy and we had set up the cricket field. Then the lighting and thunder came within 28 seconds. And then rain fell like hail literally- the place was flooding. The teacher said: "it'll pass"
Let's just say we ended up watching films for the rest of the time.

Last week of surfing last week :( I'm so sad. We did boogie boarding and body surfing. SO fun. Well anyway boogie boarding is and always will be fun and body surfing...I like everything except:
•salt water in eyes
•salt water in ears
•salt water in nose *pain*
•salt water in mouth
•salt water

I should be sleeping now. I have an exam. Nah it's okay. I will always wake up...
Brain: LIAR

Well you know that feeling when you are just running for your life. At the edge of fear itself. So you are just sprinting down your street at night on the balls of your feet until you feel safe? Of course not, but I do. For abour four days I had consecutively had dreams about running. Whether from kidnappers, my family for some odd reason, my teachers or something. Oh and there was this time where people in my grade were forced to make these different types of food (i had to make fruit jellies) and sell it and if you were caught eating any or taking any SOMEONE'S THROAT WILL BE SLIT. Anyway, no distractions. Well I've been running. A lot. Just needed to say it because it feels for some reason awfully important.

Well that's it for today. I'll leave it there. I'll most likely post this weekend. Toodles.

Below are images for this week (in order): Boofly doodle, cool sky, raining sport day, lizardy doodle, me falling off my surfboard, an unfinished eye, and my favourite monotelescorpion: Charlie Ice-Scream

L'Ordinateury Day

late late late LATE!
5 days :C
WOO think I passed my French exam.

Hello readers :D

Oh yay, mum let's me go to the Coldplay concert. It's in two weeks. Tickets been selling since March :C She does not realise how many times I asked her those many times when they were first released. so now those tickets just flew out the lonely window of heart-breaks.

Heap load of extra assignments since exams are over. And couldn't post yesterday mainly because I didn't wake up until 3:30 pm and then leaving to a barbie at 4:30 and not coming home till 9:30 and then watching Marley & Me and then going to bed. That's the only thing I find very sad :C POOR MARLEY. Don't worry, no tears, I'm not that emotionally unstable. I have some odd news: My school is celebrating Halloween a week late, this Thursday  in fact 8 days late. So yes I've always wanted to dress up as a zombie so I'm heading off to the lovely train station and as myself, I'll probably get heaps and when I mean heaps, I mean all the passengers staring at my wound covered face. Awkward BIG TIME. Last time I posted...30th..Tuesday.

Wednesday, I did..I swam, yes. Hate training :C Why? because I'd rather go home and sleep. Actually I would end up procrastinating so that reason would NOT work. Oh yes BIG NEWS my laziness scale just reached 8 because now I'm just to lazy to run to catch my early train home. O: mainly because there were no buses and I would've missed it anyway but on the other hand I would absolutely appreciate finding my lost jumper *sniffle* or I would have to wear my blazer for sport.

I HATE myself, my lousy brain or what ever part of the brain which is in charge with memorising and the fact that when ever I enter a room I forget. All. The Time. Forgotten dreams for four days STRAIGHT. This is a shame. Four empty days in my dream journal D: Well actually yesterday I remembered it until I walked into the bathroom the memory was COMPLETELY erased.

I really feel like watching some television because I put a stop for a long while for the exams. Two months I think. But all my favourite shows ended or I already finished watching them or they are not starting the new season yet :C AHAHA White Collar is off, Once upon a Time I don't think is on in Aus yet, and I don't think the others are on too :(

Still STILL haven't tried toffee apples. Oh the utter disgusting shame I put myself through.

How to make a zombie costume. I have, four days and counting. And OH GOD YES IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS. FIRST. CHRISTMAS. IN. SYDNEY. in a long shot but I think I already said that but ANYWAY I have FANTASTIC NEWS. I'm missing out the second week of school next year to go to the GOLD COAST. YAY Surfer's Paradise, Movie World, Sea World, Wet 'n' Wild and the beach and the shops and the view :D and two months later. F-R-A-N-C-E I NEED a fantastic camera. I really had been wishing for those amazing cameras with the unfocused background effect and all because they are just beautiful as my hats.

Do you want to hear some bad news? Of course :C My sister dropped my artwork into the toilet *sniffle* Now the paper is crinkly :'(

Here's a photo of this lovely sunset I had some time. Oh how I'm too lazy to even get out of bed any more.

Dear Mangoes

Hullo C:

N.B.: Yameng a.k.a. Mango, I did not mean any harm to you or or fellow mangoes but I'm not referring to you but to my fellow "fiends" (not a typo): Thai mangoes.

How my evening went:
Me: Can I eat this?
Mum: Sure
Me: Is this the type of mango I'm allergic to? The one that makes my throat itch? Or was it tongue?
Mum: It was your throat. Eat it.
Me: Sure.

Oh my good lord I have to RE-SIT MY PDHPE EXAM. WHY? Because the staff thinks it'll be better? But I would be happy if:
a) it was a PAPER exam (no lags)
b) not blooming C4. LAGGIEST COMPUTER ROOM EVER.

Too stressed this morning so I left my dream to fade away...well anyway I had this dream about Mr and Mrs Slenderman owning this professional first class private train and offering my friends and I to go on it to go to Central station since we missed our train. You know how it ends.

A spider, as large as my palm, is currently crawling around the ceiling above my bed like a drunkard. Keep calm. Calm. CALM. CALMASDFGHJKL.

Surfing was great today :D managed to avoid jellyfish not get MUCH water in my eyes stand up my board for two seconds AGAIN. I was actually not going to get any water in my eyes today or any water in my ear. Unfortunately, while stand on this huge board tryin to get some balance on a wave, my lovely friend's board drifted and clashed right into me. The scenario went a bit like this:

*wave in sight*
*paddle paddle paddle*
*on wave*
*hands on board, lifting self up, placing feet in position*
*stands*
*loses balance*
*friends board has now clashed*
*tumble tumble tumble, more than tumblr*
*underwater for three seconds and water has now accumulated in ears, nasal cavity (pain) and of course the eyes and the more sand in my swimmers*

I hate Martin Green. Why did you have to do what you did? Why are you part of the school syllabus? You aren't even important. Made me lose a mark in my science exam *hmph*.

HEY GUYS do you want to know what my mind was thinking during a silly mistake during my maths exam? (BY THE WAY if I failed this test and did not get a good mark I CAN NOT GO TO FRANCE D: *life over*)

*looking through sheets before exam and sees a sheet with a graph and there's a huge space on the top end of the graph*
Me: That's right. I knew it. We need to draw a parabola in the exam.
-In the exam-
Me: *stress stress stress. rush rush rush. think think think* "OH HEY look: y=x^2. I KNOW. I'll use this easy method of finding the gradient and two points and drawing on the line. Hmm. So the gradient is 1 *myself now: oh lord it doesn't even follow the y=mx+b formula. It's using x^2. Poo head* OH and one point is (0,0) the other is (1,1) and the next could be, to double check (2,4) WAIT WHAT? That's not a straight line. Oh don't be silly Jade. You must have done a simple mistake in your head. Just draw a line and ignore that coordinate. But try again in case. There's also...(3,9). WAIT I KNOW WHY IT'S NOT A LINE. Why? BECAUSE YOU ARE CALCULATING IT WRONG. So yeah just draw the line.."

For goodness sake you bum.

Right now the song stuck in my head is the "You got a Friend in me"~ Toy Story. Is that what the song is even called?

Did I even post yesterday? Well if I didn't...I'M TRULY SORRY. PLEASE ACCEPT THE MOST SINCERE OF MY APOLOGIES.

But of course.

My apology is ALWAYS accepted.

Below is a picture of a poisoned halloween toffee apple. Please use your imagination and pretend there's a bite in it and it looks toffee-fied and sugary and poisonous. I didn't have the time to make a toffee apple (shame I'll never try them) so I got an apple from Woolies and combined with imagination and ta-da...world's best apple

Mondays

Rant: BUMBLEBEE POO WHY MUST THIS BLOGGER APP NOT SAVE A DRAFT OF MY BLOG BECAUSE I wasted time typing up a blog ALMOST finished and then I switch apps to double check my dream and. it. was. all. gone. FU--DGE.

Hello C:

WARNING: Alternative for swear words are countlessly everywhere in this blog post due to overloading stress levels and annoyance so straight to the point: I am not speaking utter rubbish.

Stress is EVERYWHERE. What did I do when I realised yearlies where a few hours away. Of course. Watch the tele. Blood-d. Hell-ephant. Jade. What. The. Poopsticks on a fluffy chair.
Well I think Toy Story 3 was FANTASTIC and so was Border Security. Haha. Hiding cocaine under a wig. *tsktsk*

I'm so sorry for not posting yesterday as you can see I was not in a good position to do so. Yes I would be a grizzly bear if I could and hibernate. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. But of course I am "priviledged" to live this life. Today I woke up at 2pm (yay) and I spend the whole day having my work in front of me then finding that post office animal books are completely interestingly stupid so, of course, I read the book aloud and commenting on their every sentence. "Wombat asked the kangaroos what the secret was. Wait. WHAT. WOMBATS CAN'T TALK OHMYGOSH. KANGAROOS CAN DEFINITELY NOT SHARE SECRETS. DOES THIS AUTHOR THINK IM DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THY WOMBATS CAN TALK? Of course. Hmm. Next the Kangaroos showed the Wombat where the baby kangaroo was. THE WOMBAT IS GOING TO KIDNAP THE BABY. SHOOT DUNE BUGGIES ON A TIME WARP. ABUSE. Next book about cockatoos isn't it? Well let's look at the pic- You are an ugly cockatoo. ABSORB THE INSULT."

So the moral of the story is: Don't trust wombats. And don't you EVER let Jade read books to kids.

Had the best *cough* dreams ever. Imagine this: Your art teacher is a terrorist with a futuristic laser gun out to murder you for not doing well in exams and you get trapped in the science classroom with no more than a table to hide under while the lockdown bell rings in your ears. Next scene is...imagine this: Art gallery slash observatory area. Pretty amazing. Then you are a known fugitive. For what??Stealing something that made you nationally wanted. But you didn't AHA. Story starter. Your teacher splits the class into two groups and of corse you were put in this small group of six students who were planned to be shoved on The Rocks Resort. Doesn't sound bad does it? OF COURSE BOT. Arrive there la di da. Pool. Cool. Outside shed for potty. Not cool. Large room. Fantastic. The exorcist creep trying to kill you and your mate. Not so fantastic. Locking yourself with your mate in the outdoor potty and it turns out the creep is with you. Very very bad.

Mum found a hat rack that used to be mine so it's around 14 years old now. Quite the beauty except sadly two of the hooks broke off so now it looks weird and holds less hats D:

Eleven hours till yearlies. Good bye Jade.

And good bye to you guys too.

P.S. Attached is a picture of the Australian sunset outside my house.