What else is a lie? First Aid Certificates. It's such a fishing duck.
I've been through a lot of experiences. Let's say it connects to blood and colour and abnormality and breathing and hearts and brains and clots and veins and arteries and fudging pho (asian crap) and breathing and heaviness and work and Wollongong and weariness and headaches and dizziness and mutual-grounds-God and houses and sunflowers and houses and money and no money and New York.
WHY DO PEOPLE JOKE LIKE DEATH SYMPTOMS SORT OF JOKE.
I appreciate eyes. Eyes because you can tell if you are screwed up or not.
Life is pretty screwed up now I'm telling you. Forty three is an odd number. They're meant to be fishing lucky.
Do you know what else is screwed up? My fudging psychological state. Oh and my emotionlessness. The oddity of the eldest daughter just watching someone die for a bit- I don't know... Are you supposed to cry or something? My sister cried but I talk about sunflowers. Like the one I recently bought that was MEANT TO LAST FOR TWO WEEKS BUT IS ALREADY FISHING DEAD.
Screw you female reproductive parts and areas of gaseous, repiratous and photosynthetic exchange. Giving death away so easily.
Then there was this extremely strange yet distant "bang" that rings in your ears and then he closes his eyes and the atmosphere is so strange an distorted where everyone's heart just stops- then continues to talk about us. They said it was an "angel" or something that warned us. I just found it weird how when they called for an ambulance they panicked and stalled and I'm just standing there and saying in my head "all you fishing do is pick up the phone and dial triple 000". Like, who walks around figuring out their feelings.
And why does everyone want me to be a fishing doctor or some- oh wait now "HEY JADE YOU'RE GOING TO BE JULIA GILLARD"- hey no what. Hate politics and the only part of the word "medicine" I like is the part about psychological and neurological health an state.
And then when they were trying to do DRSABCD and one says "doctor Jade". Don't push it please. I'm no doctor.
I have a phD in realism and I'll stick to that thank you very much. It may be a compliment and I will take it as such but please don't feed me horrible noodle soup things asians are supposed to like and tell me to fix him.
Okay I'm sorry I feel bad for getting all negative about the "BIG" future but I'm just ranting about biological and social problems. And why does the ambulance take ten minutes to come.
Okay let's just get to the point- life lesson: preparation and patience are the keys.
To what?
Just pretend Stroke I. Yes and Stroke II is the problem.
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